lone sailor

when i work in previous company.. sometimes i need to go to port klang.. got 1 day i meet with this interesting man..
do you know how old i am? guess.. 30 something? nope.. 50 something man.. wow.. you look so young.. yeah.. young man.. you are very young right? what are you doing here.. guy young like you shouldn't be here man.. no one really want me to come.. my big boss ask me to come.. (he is a very bad guy..)
before this i am a sailor.. always stay at the ship.. travel around the world.. wow.. which means you don't have much friend.. i don't need a friend.. friend is useless.. cannot say like that.. when the ship sail to the port.. my friend will come and look for me.. because i carry a lot of money.. they all asking help for me so i so kind help them all.. wow.. you are a very nice guy.. but.. when i got problem.. when i need their help.. they all run away.. i feel very upset.. it's okay man.. no need to feel sad with people like that.. cheer up :-)
suddenly radio playing Guy Sebastian (malaysian born Australian Idol winner)
he is my friend's nephew son.. he had migrate to Australia a long time ago..
(huh? you not bluffing rite?)